College Fail Blog

CFB needs fresh content… sure, it would be easy to go around taking pictures from other websites. Not my thing. Occasionally I have found public things (Google Earth is an example). The site has not been updated as I have focused all of my energy on seeking gainful employment, trust me, I haven’t made a dime off of this website CORRECTION: the past 3 months have yielded 16 cents in advertising revenue. Do you guys all have Ad * Block on or something? When I call the staff of this site “we” or “us,” it’s really just my alter-ego. This website is a one man operation.

CFB needs a few things to stay alive and actually update the site regularly:

-Please submit content! CFB needs contributors, they could eventually have access to becoming an official contributor of this website, and perhaps you could add: nerdy, pseudo journalism to your résumé.

-We, (I, lol) need funding, if you can find the donation “button,” press it, ahem. It changes from time to time. But it’s always there.

-Make this site cool, social network it, Like It on Facebook! Really, a site can’t make it without this these days, nofollow is an evil killer for sites like this (for all of you other web-designers out there).

-Use your iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch or Droid. This blog serves up a special version of the site made just for mobile devices! It’s really cool, and you can disable it if you disagree.

-Link to us, even if it’s just a specific post. Other websites, blogs, message boards, hell—usenet, craigslist and anything you can think of. Press the tweet button, I know someone out there must use Twitter. Trust me, if I get a thousand visitors a day on this site, you bet there will be tons of college fail blogging by me and hopefully a staff.

-I need an iPhone programmer who is more advanced than I am, you already know you have to have Obj-C down. I have a dev account, I am pretty much a noob programmer. You would earn yourself instant CFB Cred and become an admin of this site, you could also keep some ad revenue (ahem, pay!). We’re seriously talking a simple app that I could almost build entirely in Interface Builder. Two-tab window, one with CFB and the other with a camera that automatically uploads/emails a comment and caption to CFB. You could probably even use Facebook’s open source iPhone app. Simple and does not even have to integrate with wordpress. I could do it, but I really need some gainful employment and fast. I’ve got to continue affording alcohol-fueled events to provide fresh content to you guys.

-Actually, if you know of any awesome jobs for this IT admin / web designer / tech-support business owner / graphic designer / management information systems grasd, then get in touch with me. I’m in Tucson, AZ (which you’ve probably guessed if you’ve followed this site at all), willing to move within AZ or CA, or (almost) anywhere else for a worthwhile career.

Thanks for reading this less fun post, I appreciate your help…

This is hilarious. Kevin Parrom from The University of Arizona unleashes hell on Arizona State’s unsuspecting Ty Abbot. Abbot takes it personally.

For a premium camera angle and a priceless reaction, cue to 1:10.

I guess I need to lose the MySpace app, I really do. As a member of the male persuasion, I’d hate to find myself needing this app. Seriously though, this isn’t Photoshopped.

I guess it’s just a good thing that Super Mario always seems to have extra lives. Thanks BP, for making the water worlds even harder to navigate.

Source: Super Mario Killed by BP

If you really want to get into congratulating BP for their recent EPIC fail, here’s a bonus:

When you’re done staring at the girls (who aren’t particularly stunning anyways), look around.

Sure, I’m biased, as a University of Arizona alumnus. But it doesn’t take a UA student to tell you that Arizona State [junior college] just “failed, failed, failed.”

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When you party in Oslo, Norway, I guess this is how you’re supposed to react. To what? I’m not sure. Any guess what’s in her hand?

Boston Tea Party was December 16, 1773. Feel free to read about it in an encyclopedia on Wikipedia. America, I don’t think we’re as patriotic as we used to be.

Monumental FAIL.

Yep, this is what they look like in Raleigh. I guess you now have a reason to go there. Would anyone be surprised if the Raleigh newspaper says “Fat Drunk Guy Drives John Deere and Fails?”

Because nothing is sexier than this guy:

Its not I-10, but I really don’t think this turtle’s going to make it.

Because it’s painfully obvious, skiing is the only reason people move to the Miami area. Maybe that’s what they mean when they say “beach combing.”

A concert wouldn’t be a concert without your mom, so the fine folks at the Zia Record Exchange signing booth made sure that everyone would know who the final act involves. Look closely, right after the Lost Prophets.

Really, it took me a while to figure this one out. Knowing that, this is an optical illusion win.

“No officer, I’m not drunk.”

“You just threw a bottle out the back window.”

“No I didn’t? Besides, which bottle? I was on my way to have them recycled.”

Ok, I made that all up, but I could see that happening.

This is special. I do mean the other kind of special. Not only is this entertaining, gross and weird, this is incredibly descriptive. I don’t think any details were left out. This shows us that there’s more to Orlando than DisneyWorld. In 20 years, there will be another one: about New Super Mario Bros. for Wii.

This is a fail of epic proportions. But, the way I look at it, if Charles Darwin could see this video today, he would smile and say, “see, I told you!” I spend the greatest part of my day protecting myself from open flames and projectiles, so when this guy decided to combine several acts of stupidity into one, well, it’s just fantastic.

If you go to Google Earth, and search “39 Rugdeveien, Bergen, Hordaland, Norway,” this is what you’ll find. These are modern day vikings of Norway. For all of you Norwegians, I’m guessing this earned a patch on the Russ pants. Bergen is a beautiful place, but seriously, watch for Scuba clad, drunk off of Hansa beer vikings.

Although its less tattoo and more henna/sharpie, this deserves credit on the CFB. At least she’s honest.

I don’t think I’d be walking with her there, even if it was Carmen Electra. …And guys, don’t molest the alligators, there’s a fine.